^amen

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do-you-have-a-flag:

“Shine your shoes, wipe your… face”

the best part of the entire franchise

(Source: willtana, via the-french-ramsay)

• (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
• Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
• (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
• Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
• Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
• (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
• Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

(Source: faberry, via colfercriss)

• Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
• Brother: that's not fair
• Mom: DO AS I SAY.
• Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
• Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
• Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

thedisneylandresort:

mickey-ears:

keepcalm-and-gotodisneyworld:

omg

TOO GOOD NOT TO REBLOG

thehopefoolignorant:

…i’d say the threat was real… thank you, Radio 2.

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(via cocriss)

(Source: snazzyblackbarbie, via alyce-lost-in-wonderland)

• CHRIS: Did you know French support for the American Revolution partly caused the French Revolution?
• CARSON: Did you know I really don’t give a s***?
• KURT: I wish Blaine was here.
• CHRIS: Check, please!